The Spank Club
From the opening strains of suspenseful music and dark imagery, you can tell this John Summers-produced ass-whoopin video is gonna take itself seriously. Mostly, it does, with some rough aggressors giving asses (mostly young ones) a punishment. Of course, they dont go completely nutty and really administer hard fucking slaps, which Ive only witnessed in European or amateur efforts. But so far as ass-slapping fetish videos, their restraint isnt entirely irritating. After a shower, our young British protagonist relays a tale of rich Brit boy "young master William," who assumedly writes all the fantastical, sexy going-ons, on his iMac. Yes, this is a fantasy within a fantasy within a fantasy thing. And what are the going-ons? First, a young hottie gets ass-slapped by his beefy older brother (who happens to look like Bret Easton Ellis). Next, a cage and pretty aggressive paddling make music for another pair. Then, our adorable, hung, UK-accented William imagines himself being punished by the older schoolmaster. How very Pink Floyd: The Wall! After all this, our narrator cant help but relieve the tension, which has built up by slapping his damn fool self without jerking off! Whats up with that shit? He could at least bust a nut. Is this flick the victim of those damned obscenity laws which seem to have every American porno producer scared to mix hardcore sex with S&M activity?